Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agoExpecting a new baby?imagemessage-square28arrow-up1977arrow-down110
arrow-up1967arrow-down1imageExpecting a new baby?Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agomessage-square28
minus-square@LemmyKnowsBestlink12•1 year agoHey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby. You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink17•1 year agoExcuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 year agoWell the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•1 year agoSpeak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
minus-square@Auxlink4•1 year agoOf course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoYeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.
Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.
You don’t just go out and “find a child.”
Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?
Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?
Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.
This is why you put AirTags on them.
Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!
Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.