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minus-square@DagnetlinkEnglish33•10 months agoWhat are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•10 months agoWait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?
minus-square@Furedadminslink1•10 months agoIt needs to come from a comet though otherwise it’s just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.
minus-square@Slwh47696link28•10 months agoDon’t worry, we’ve just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine
minus-square@Fadeslink1•10 months agoIf we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!
Call me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.
What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)
And then he gets mad :(
Wait, I thought we solved it by all the robots farting into space?
It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it’s just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.
Don’t worry, we’ve just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine
If we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!
Learn to swim!