• @garretble
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    5110 months ago

    Call me crazy, but I feel like this isn’t good.

    • @Dagnet
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      3310 months ago

      What are you talking about? This is how we solve global warming, with a giant ice cube! (just like in futurama)

      • @LurkyLoo
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        1010 months ago

        And then he gets mad :(

      • @Furedadmins
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        110 months ago

        It needs to come from a comet though otherwise it’s just moving the cold around not introducing new cold.

    • @Slwh47696
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      2810 months ago

      Don’t worry, we’ve just gotta hit our growth goals this quarter and everything will be fine

      • @Fades
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        110 months ago

        If we keep hitting quarterly record profits, maybe the iceberg will go home!

  • ivanafterall
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    2710 months ago

    It’s all fun and games until the icebergs start intentionally attacking the ships.

  • bedrooms
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    10 months ago

    Since calving off West Antarctica’s Filchner-Ronne Ice Shelf in 1986, …

    Holy hell…

  • @clearedtoland
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    510 months ago

    Quick! Someone find the ship with the not-at-all-foreshadowing amount of hubris…