• @TheOneWithTheHairOP
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    1610 months ago

    Freeze it, thaw it, slap it on pie. When you have enough, freeze it for the next time.

    Cool Whip Original is made of water, hydrogenated vegetable oil (including coconut and palm kernel oils), high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, skimmed milk, light cream (less than 2%), sodium caseinate, natural and artificial flavor, xanthan and guar gums, polysorbate 60, sorbitan monostearate, sodium polyphosphate, and beta carotene (as a colouring).

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Whip

    • @[email protected]
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      310 months ago

      I don’t get it, how are Americans on TV so rail thin. Don’t the fat majority get upset by that?

      • LinkOpensChest.wav
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        710 months ago

        Not all of us are obese, and the obesity epidemic has more to do with daily overconsumption of calories from things like soda and other sugared beverages than it does with eating cool whip on your pumpkin pie once a year

      • @surewhynotlem
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        310 months ago

        No, they worship it. It’s American Idol, not American Kinda Like.

      • @misophist
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        210 months ago

        I love cool whip. It’s magical! But I typically only have it two or three times a year in desserts when we have large family gatherings (every Thanksgiving and occasionally Christmas or Easter).

    • Flying SquidM
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      310 months ago

      It’s pretty good frozen too. Sort of like ice cream.

    • @banneryear1868
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      210 months ago

      It’s basically fat sugar and stabilizers yumm