ᙖᖇƐ>ᜊᙃ ッ to [email protected] • 1 year agoWhat's the best question to ask someone who you don't know very well?message-square128arrow-up1138arrow-down12
arrow-up1136arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the best question to ask someone who you don't know very well?ᙖᖇƐ>ᜊᙃ ッ to [email protected] • 1 year agomessage-square128
minus-squareRobust Mirrorlinkfedilink12•1 year agoIf I had a supper power, it’d be the ability to conjure the most delicious and satisfying meals instantly.
minus-square@The_Ferrylink4•1 year agoThat is like the superman version of the supper powers, not fair. To balance it your kryptonite will now be gravy
minus-squareRobust Mirrorlinkfedilink2•1 year agoOK ok, what if I tone it down to, I still have to make it, but it will always be perfectly done, never over or under rcooked what I intended.
minus-square@DethedruslinkEnglish1•1 year agoThe gravy will no longer incapacitate you, but will merely give you explosive diarrhea an hour after consumption. Also, you will have an insatiable urge to drink gravy.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoThis is my life but with pork. I can’t digest bacon, but it’s so good.
If I had a supper power, it’d be the ability to conjure the most delicious and satisfying meals instantly.
That is like the superman version of the supper powers, not fair. To balance it your kryptonite will now be gravy
OK ok, what if I tone it down to, I still have to make it, but it will always be perfectly done, never over or under rcooked what I intended.
The gravy will no longer incapacitate you, but will merely give you explosive diarrhea an hour after consumption. Also, you will have an insatiable urge to drink gravy.
This is my life but with pork. I can’t digest bacon, but it’s so good.