i did not ask for this!! don’t pay extra for it and act like you’re somehow doing me a fucking favor because now i have to take the day off and practically sit by the fucking door listening for the guy to knock – cannot fully engage in an activity, wear headphones, shower, etc etc etc.
again, I didn’t ask for this!!
these days it’s really obnoxious because now it seems like you can’t even turn it off? like 10 years ago maybe you could sign into the site and say ‘actually please leave at the door’. now it’s fucking LOCKED ON. ABSOLUTELY OBNOXIOUS. SHIT!
Legallize booby trapped packages.
Honestly if I ever have porch pirate issues I’m still puting a box with an alarm mine (trip wire activated shotgun shell) connected up there.
It won’t hurt anybody but will make them shit their pants thinking they’ve just been shot at.
How illegal is it? 🤣
The alarm mine?
Not very illegal, most of the time.
You can buy them on amazon