• @Wogi
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        2511 months ago

        This is a common misconception, this circle is actually a straight line around the globe and the “inside” includes Antarctica and new Zealand. And because there’s a race of fully sentient crab people living under the kiwis and totaling 800 billion in number, the map is correct.

        Weird that they vote though

        • @HappycamperNZ
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          811 months ago

          Those crabs fought hard for their freedom to vote. We killed soo many of them through our backwards beliefs that now the war is over we are one of the biggest butter exporters in the world. We can only hope we have learned more than just how to use a skillet.

          • @Wogi
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            511 months ago

            Dude they waddle sideways in to the voting booth and unanimously vote for can of creamed crab for overlord of New Zealand. If that was a real position or person y’all would be driving sideways to work

            • @HappycamperNZ
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              511 months ago

              Well Americans waddled sideways in and voted for a can of Fanta… at least creamed crab doesn’t start civil unrest.

              Actually… it might. Scratch that

              • @Wogi
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                211 months ago

                Hey less than half of us voted for Fanta. He just won because coke managed to take over most of the end cap displays.

    • @Mango
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      211 months ago

      Yeah, we don’t even have a name for whateverthefuck shape India is!