• @Mamertine
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    101 year ago

    I’m a problem solver. I know how to solve those problems!

    It took years of marriage before it was pointed out that’s not what the complainer wants.

    • FuglyDuck
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      1 year ago

      Step one: get lighter fluid.
      Step two: set desk on fire.
      Step three: quit.
      Step four: woah, hold on I was just joking!

      (Well, about the fire at any rate…)

        • 🐍🩶🐢
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          31 year ago

          In case you were seriously asking, “lighter fluid” is just fuel/gas to quickly (an accelerant) start a fire. So the fuel you might find in a cigarette lighter. Typically when people say “lighter fluid”, in this case, they mean the giant squirt bottle that you use on a barbecue pit to get the coals to light faster.