The National Park Service said the 40-foot tree fell over during a wind gust and that a cable has since been replaced to secure the Norway Spruce for Thursday's lighting ceremony.
If Christian mythology were real I’d imagine he would be. Christmas in America isn’t a celebration of Christ, it’s a celebration of consumerism and the Christian God got awfully angry about people focusing on material things rather than worshiping him in the Christian Bible.
Wait, now God is part of the War on Christmas?
“it was pagan anyway”, - the pope, maybe.
I said the old gods must die. Maybe a new one gets it.
This was obviously not god, that’s just preposterous. This was ManBearPig.
what if it was GodBearPig?
If Christian mythology were real I’d imagine he would be. Christmas in America isn’t a celebration of Christ, it’s a celebration of consumerism and the Christian God got awfully angry about people focusing on material things rather than worshiping him in the Christian Bible.
If he existed and was even remotely depicted accurately in the Gospels then he was the biggest narcissist who ever lived.
Well… isn’t the tree something to do with Odin?