Shannon Stapleton/ReutersIs it a crime to poop in a Pringles can and then hurl that can into the parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center? Maybe not, but it’s certainly an act worthy of punishment, according to the Ohio Supreme Court, which suspended the poop-slinging attorney at the heart of the bizarre incident on Tuesday. Jack Blakeslee, whose previously unblemished record now has a decidedly large, brown stain on it, was suspended from practicing law for a period of one year, with six m
How do you poop while driving? How do you poop into a Pringles can without missing the can?
I understood it as “pre-prepared poop Pringles”
We keep talking like it was planned but maybe it was a crime of passion.
Passionate pringle pooping.
There are two types of people in this situation. Those who avoid the speed bumps, and those who target them.
Fiber, and fiber.
Big Police Squad energy there.
“Who are you? How did you get in here?”
“I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.”
New skill unlocked.