Conservatives are by far the greatest threat to children on earth.

Conservatives brainwash children into believing in magic flying deities who send innocent people to be eternally tortured for being normal. Conservatives teach children to hate others for their skin color, sexual orientation, nationality or gender. Time after time, the people found to be molesting children are almost exclusively conservatives.

Don’t expose children to conservatives unless it’s to teach them what danger ot evil looks like. And never, ever trust a conservative to be alone with a child. Never.