• @RGB3x3
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    1551 year ago

    record scratch

    You’re probably wondering how I got here.

    • @marx2k
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      271 year ago

      Fuck. Just spit coffee out in bed

    • @southbayrideshare
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      141 year ago

      This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black’s “if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

      It doesn’t make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn’t have the context to know if that’s the right explanation, so while you’re driving to work and going about your day it’s still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.

      • @Wogi
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        11 year ago

        4H doesn’t really make sense if you’re from an area where it’s a big thing, but I’ve known a fair number of people who only went to school because of their 4H livestock. Got a buddy who’s a doctor debt free because of a steer.