• @[email protected]
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    3610 months ago

    That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      4110 months ago

      “Picture yourself holding the product and smiling”

      “Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”

      • @[email protected]
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        410 months ago

        But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad

      • LoftySnowman
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        310 months ago

        I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

      • @[email protected]
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        310 months ago

        If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.