@gibmiser to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agoNo nut November is finally over but...imagemessage-square50arrow-up1516arrow-down130starcopymore-verticalflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink17•1 year agoDefinitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh arrow-up117arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
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minus-squareEager EaglelinkEnglish9•1 year agoI want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk arrow-up19arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareSwaylinkEnglish3•1 year agoThat toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user. arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@SocialMediaRefugeelink2•1 year agoFeed me! arrow-up12arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilink9•1 year agoGod damn it I’m going to bed arrow-up19arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@SocialMediaRefugeelink3•1 year agoOr if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!” arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoYeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross” “Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself” “Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP” arrow-up11arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
Feed me!
God damn it I’m going to bed
Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”
“Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”
“Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”