• @[email protected]
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    171 year ago

    Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh

    • Sway
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      121 year ago

      • Eager Eagle
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        91 year ago

        I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk

        • Sway
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          31 year ago

          That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.

    • KingJalopy
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      91 year ago

      God damn it I’m going to bed

    • @SocialMediaRefugee
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      31 year ago

      Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”

        “Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”

        “Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”