@gibmiser to Lemmy Shitpost • 10 months agoNo nut November is finally over but...imagemessage-square50arrow-up1515arrow-down130
arrow-up1485arrow-down1imageNo nut November is finally over but...@gibmiser to Lemmy Shitpost • 10 months agomessage-square50
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink16•10 months agoDefinitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
minus-squareSwaylinkEnglish3•10 months agoThat toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
minus-square@SocialMediaRefugeelink3•10 months agoOr if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•10 months agoYeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross” “Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself” “Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”
Definitely crave it. The idea of my toilet begging me not to every time I have to take a dump… or worse yet, quietly crying throughout the process… I’d just rather not tbh
I want to hug that toilet, and I’m not even drunk
That toilet is gonna snap one day, get tired of all the shit, and lay porcelain hands on the user.
Feed me!
God damn it I’m going to bed
Or if you have gut rot it just goes “Ohhh…gaaaah! Noooo!!!”
Yeah it’s pleased or horrified depending on the quality of your shit “you really need more fiber man, that consistency is terrible, gross”
“Damn now that’s a pristine shit, delicous, keep looking after yourself”
“Urgh, why do I taste blood in your stool, go see a doctor ASAP”