• @LeafOnTheWind
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    171 year ago

    The “small” penis is still too big. Gimme a “thimble” option, Larian.

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      1 year ago

      “My online alter-ego Baldur’s Gate 3 character is 18 feet tall, and has giant wings, like an angel’s but also like a demon’s. His name is KARLOR! Karlor can fuck anything, and he will, and has; WOMEN, ANGELS, DEVILS, ANIMALS! You need to get with him because my penis only has a tip… It’s like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso.”