"You WILL pay extra for this toxic mold, inedible mushrooms, and rat roommates, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT NO OTHER OPTIONS. Now place your bids.
Highest bidder earns the privilege of sleeping with rats & scraping mold.
The rest of you, prepare your cardboard boxes for the streets which have HOMELESS rats in even greater quantity than the recesses of these apartment walls.
LOL I can’t believe the realtors would not get rid of the mushrooms growing out of the wall before offering a showing to prospective tenants LOL
They know people are desperate, and are pulling the noose tighter
I can see the landlord:
"You WILL pay extra for this toxic mold, inedible mushrooms, and rat roommates, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT NO OTHER OPTIONS. Now place your bids.
Highest bidder earns the privilege of sleeping with rats & scraping mold.
The rest of you, prepare your cardboard boxes for the streets which have HOMELESS rats in even greater quantity than the recesses of these apartment walls.
Mwah-ah-AH!"
It’s London, they know it will get let no matter how bad it is.