You know they never would as they are, but you can’t help wishing they might.
Also because we’re imagining nonsense here, this blender is as big as it needs to be to accomplish its task, or things are somehow able to fit into an ordinary sized blender. You have some celestial bodies you think might make a good drink/smoothie? Toss’em into the Imaginary Blender.
I’ve always wanted to eat a candle. If I could blend up a bar of soap and a candle I think that could be pretty good.
If I had this imaginary blender I’d also blend a few light bulbs because it would be sick to drink a light bulb
So I take it you’ve never had your mouth washed out with soap for sassing your mother? I guess you also never mistook wax fruit for real fruit as a kid? Or just took a bite anyway to make smartass joke? Maybe I was just a bad kid.
I’ve never had my mouth washed out with soap but I have willingly taken a bite of it and it’s very unpleasant. But it still seems tasty.