• StrikerOPM
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    101 year ago

    What about B appeals to you

    • @Cruxifux
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      381 year ago

      It’s more that infinite uncles implies an incredibly high rate of being molested. If it’s literally infinite, it’s being molested a lot.

      • @Magikjak
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        311 year ago

        Uncles or fish is irrelevant, infinite anything with mass presumably fills the entire space of the universe immediately and collapses everything into a giant singularity.

        • @HonoraryMancunian
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          41 year ago

          Only within a finite space. If the universe is infinite then they can be spaced arbitrarily far apart

          • @[email protected]
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            71 year ago

            If the space was infinite, we wouldn’t exist.

            From the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy:

            It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

          • @[email protected]
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            1 year ago

            The thing is that the universe is as far as we can tell the not infinite, just infinitely expanding. The known universe is measurable (like 46 billion light years)

            Idk what that implies for the existence of open space however. Like if that is infinite or if it is somehow created.

            • @Cruxifux
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              11 year ago

              The concept of infinite nothing is hard to fathom.

      • StrikerOPM
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        131 year ago

        Wouldn’t the non molester uncles protect you from the molester uncles thereby creating war on earth between the uncles that want to molest you and the ones that want to protect you.

      • @MeatsOfRage
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        21 year ago

        Always hard and infinite uncles could be a horror movie

    • @FanciestPants
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      101 year ago

      Infinite uncles means the population of earth is completely unsustainable and the collapse of every system is imminent.

      • @MightyGalhupo
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        21 year ago

        Infinite uncles means infinite food and you can always just let them die, since you have infinite, there’s always gonna be more that aren’t dead

    • @hydrospanner
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      51 year ago

      For me, literally everything except the balding and I really couldn’t give a shit, I’ll buzz it all off anyway.

      Infinite rare fish? Well as it happens, fishing is my biggest hobby, so that’s just fuckin delightful.

      Mongolian real estate empire? Well that’s passive income and/or something I can sell. As a mongol mogul, in gonna try working the angle of an exotic but affordable fishing, hunting, and nature tourism destination, really try to put Mongolia on the map for Western tourists.

      No taxes dovetails nicely here, also making it easier to both expand as well as make the business model more resilient.

      Neighbors scared of me? Great! If they seem cool, I’ll reach out to them, otherwise, fear is a great way to not have to deal with shitty neighbors! In Mongolia they’ll be far away anyway.

      Night light to keep the monsters at bay.

      And the balding we will deal with by just keeping it buzzed low or shaving my head completely.