• gregorum
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    1 year ago

    willing to bet the driver of the tiny truck has a bigger… ahem

      • @Tylerdurdon
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        571 year ago

        It’s penis. He means penis. Like, probably the length and girth of his penis. No one ever mentions penis color or how hairy it is (those are Jeep guys), just always the size.

        • gregorum
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          151 year ago

          or how hairy it is (those are Jeep guys)

          how would you know?

            • gregorum
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              81 year ago

              It’s a jeep thing

              you mentioned that. my questions was how would you know that?

              • @[email protected]
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                91 year ago

                I eent to buy a jeep last year and the dealer said he had to inspect my shaft and pubes before he’d let me on the lot. Didn’t wind up buying one, the market adjustments were outrageous!

              • KingJalopy
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                31 year ago

                Not the person you asked. It’s a joke. That’s jeeps stupid slogan.

              • @[email protected]
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                Sigh. Look, if you’ve never been to a jeep consortium, that’s just how it goes. Hairy things flopping all over, kindof like a rave with more roll bars. I never want to see that much pubic hair again in my life.

              • Lemongrab
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                11 year ago

                waves hands External spare wheel, spare pubes. All connected.

      • @LEDZeppelin
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        -91 year ago

        It’s Joe Biden’s fault that my truck gives shitty gas mileage

    • FenrirIII
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      201 year ago

      The driver of the second truck definitely has a bigger… autoloan

      • @[email protected]
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        -11 year ago

        And potentially family. It’s a 4 door truck. It’s a transportation vehicle with a bed and slightly greater towing capacity than a sedan. Lot of suburban dads have these.

          • @Bruce_Wayne
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            211 months ago

            I’m a tiny-truck-lover, and want one badly, but my family’s big 'murica truck is waaaay more comfortable than my current sedan :( Unrelated, but do tiny work trucks come with Bluetooth now?

            • @[email protected]
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              211 months ago

              Damn I hated riding in the back of my dad’s Silverado. I’m almost 6ft and I can comfortably fit behind myself in the back seat of my impreza. The new Maverick looks like a pretty cool small truck option

          • @[email protected]
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            111 months ago

            Eh, your cheaper compact sedans are comparable. It’s definitely not great, but good enough. The front seats are comfortable, at least.

        • @uis
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          411 months ago

          Smol one can tow stupid ugly one. What do you need to tow, that is heavier that stupid ugly one?

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        11 months ago

        In this case it’s not about body shaming but about shaming a means of compensation. Also it’s not really a literal take. “Big dick energy” has nothing do with actual dick size. And being a “Karen” has nothing to with a persons actual name or gender.

      • @[email protected]
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        21 year ago

        Neither is trashing the climate with pointlessly big vehicles just to compensate for whatever insecurities they have. We need to either tax or regulate these stupid vehicles back to a reasonable and safe size.

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          811 months ago

          It’s not just big vehicles that do that. For instance I wouldn’t call a supra a big vehicle but when they wake me up at 3 AM because they have to be louder than fire sirens I feel like that is compensating as well.

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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        But the body on right is so much bigger, and takes up so much wasted space!

        The smaller body on the left is more fuel efficient too.

        Plus, body shaming when you’re ugly and useless like that is okay.

        • @[email protected]
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          1011 months ago

          Not sure if you’re serious but i will answer as if you were.

          A common attack against people with large trucks is that they have a large truck to compensate having a small penis. This implies having a small penis is bad/unacceptable. This is obvious body shaming but also contributes to toxic masculinity.
          Both of these are unacceptable.

          There are many alternative ways to talk shit without playing into these kinds of comments and TBH, the compensation comments have been used so much and are so obviously baseless that they don’t hit very hard, IMO.

          • gregorum
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            11 months ago

            well, i didn’t actually say that, and i’m not responsible for others filling in the blanks with their own negative thoughts. as you can see, several others actually managed to conclude something different.

            don’t blame the Rorschach test because you see something you don’t like.

            • @Carnelian
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              911 months ago

              Disingenuous to the point of absurdity

              • gregorum
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                11 months ago

                that’s exactly what blaming me for something i didn’t say is

                • @mriormro
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                  It was implicit. If you can’t deal with being called out on your rhetoric, perhaps you shouldn’t use it.

                  Body shaming is dumb and so is owning such a huge truck.

                  • gregorum
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                    -711 months ago

                    you’re projecting your own insecurities onto me and making yourself angry over something you imagined. I a not to blame for things your imagination does.

                    work out your problems with a professional, not by attacking random internet strangers.

              • gregorum
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                -411 months ago

                At least I won’t be hearing anymore from you.

    • @Zoboomafoo
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      11 year ago

      So body shaming is OK when it’s someone you don’t like?

      • catsarebadpeople
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        011 months ago

        Better to get the one that’s specifically designed to kill toddlers then. If children have to die so you can be less scared of a “mash up” then it’s all worth it.

        • @[email protected]
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          211 months ago

          specifically designed to kill toddlers

          “Lead designer to ensure child lethality” is such a badass job title.