• @Sterile_Technique
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    210 months ago

    Whole time I was in basic, only saw one bastard with the balls to approach the dessert stand.

    3 MTI’s were on him immediately with shit like

    “WHAT’S YOUR PT SCORE, TRAINEE??!!”

    This dude happened to be a fucking beast, so scoring a 100 barely made him break a sweat - so ofc he told them 100.

    And in standard MTI sarcastic hyper-aggression: “OH WELL GO RIGHT AHEAD THEN, EAT THAT TRASH AND SEE HOW LONG YOU KEEP THAT SCORE! YOU ENJOY THAT, TRAINEE!!”

    Dude replies “Yes sir!”, sits down facing the MTI table, and took his time eating a slice of cheesecake.

    I don’t think that dude will ever enjoy a dessert more than he did that day lol.

    • @andrewta
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      210 months ago

      Lol sounds like he enjoyed hell out of it.

      Side note : I had dessert almost every day (after they started allowing us to go get dessert that is). We weren’t even allowed to go before day nine.