• @[email protected]
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    6410 months ago

    Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there’s a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there’s a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

    • How do French people kiss?

    The guy got a little bit confused and says:

    • Trust me, you don’t want me to show you how the French kiss…

    Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

    • @[email protected]
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      1310 months ago

      We in Chile we kiss only once. Right side of the face. The fist time I greeted a spanish woman I was confused as hell.

    • @Hiro8811
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      910 months ago

      This could be used as a pickup line or something lol

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      710 months ago

      In France, they kiss between one and four times depending on the region, it’s infuriating. I’ve just decided to not kiss any more. It’s a stupid tradition, and it’s a great way to catch colds anyway.

      • cannache
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        410 months ago

        Of course not, it’s a cultural means of sharing germs that quite literally saves everybody by helping share in the herd immunity.

        • @AnUnusualRelic
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          10 months ago

          That was a thing before Covid. Nowadays, ehhh… it’s more of a Typhoid Mary thing.

          • cannache
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            19 months ago

            No need to be phobic, it’s barely worth worrying about considering your phone probably carries germs too hahaha

      • LifeBandit666
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        110 months ago

        Come to the UK, we don’t do any of that shit here. In Yorkshire we just nod and say “Alreight?” or “How do?” and that’s it, job done.

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        210 months ago

        Dutch/I think some Belgians also do 3. I’m sure there’s some random place in France that would do that also.