• @[email protected]
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    211 year ago

    These cars a made for the immanent apocalypse and you will see who has the last laugh.

    You can probably attach chainsaws and shit to it but you need an app to open it (the app won’t work after the apocalypse)

    • @replicat
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      311 year ago

      Everyone is talking about electricity going down but the real problem will be the Tesla DRM servers going down.

      • @kameecoding
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        on one of the IASIP podcasts Glen Howerton who plays Denis on IASIP tells his story on how he got his Tesla stuck in a parking garage, because there was no signal there, so he couldn’t use his phone to open it, then called a tow truck after buddying up to the parking garage attendant, but that they couldn’t do it, because the size of the tow truck to lift the heavy tesla couldn’t fit into the garage.

        it also inspired an episode in the latest season, brilliant stuff, how stupid it is.

    • @[email protected]
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      101 year ago

      I will def. have the last laugh: with no electricity (because remember, apocalypse), owners will starve or suffocate as they can’t even open their doors DAYS before i die of radiation induced cancer, laughing

      • @[email protected]
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        91 year ago

        Electricity is easier to source than fossil fuels; solar panels, wind power, you could even burn wood and use a steam turbine to make it

        • @afraid_of_zombies
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          31 year ago

          Could just get a diesel and learn how to work it. There will always be stuff to burn.

    • Dr. Coomer
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      51 year ago

      A Mercedes g class would survive longer than that truck.

      • @CADmonkey
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        41 year ago

        My 35 year old Samurai has already survived longer. And it has just as much cargo capacity.

        • 100_kg_90_de_belin
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          11 year ago

          Suzuki Samurai are the best way to move on snowy roads, only the Panda 4×4 is better on account on the narrower tyres

      • kingthrillgore
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        11 year ago

        There are reasons why even the fucking base models of the G class are still trusted by the world’s militaries.

    • @RGB3x3
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      41 year ago

      Oh sure, but just wait until they find out the apocalypse also means no electricity…

      • @[email protected]
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        41 year ago

        Not to mention for civilization to collapse a hell of a lot of people have to die; which probably means environmental collapse; which means the oceans are dying; which in turn means there’s no oxygen being produced because the keystone species (phytoplankton, algae, etc) are mostly dead or switching to toxic modes of energy production. This means that everyone is dying, no matter if they have an ugly DRM controlled polywagon or not.

        • @ttmrichterOP
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          01 year ago

          You should look into how past civilizations collapsed. They collapse quite quickly without a lot of mass death (beforehand, I mean).

          • @[email protected]
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            11 year ago

            Past civilisations weren’t even close to industrialised, nor did they span the entire globe. The closest was the Roman Empire of course, and they just sort of faded away over the course of a few thousand years if you count Justinian’s Byzantine Empire as a direct continuation.

            Our present situation is much more dire, with global consequences for reasons you are likely already aware.

            • @ttmrichterOP
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              01 year ago

              You probably want to read a bit of Tainter.

              • @[email protected]
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                11 year ago

                Why? I’m talking about the collapse of environmental systems that support the life of every oxygen breathing species on the planet, not anthropology.

      • @CADmonkey
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        41 year ago

        I remember the power in the eastern half of my state being knocked out because of an ice storm. I remember that a lot of gas stations were closed, because the pumps run on electricity.

        • @LowtierComputer
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          01 year ago

          Yes and no. The pumps are just pumps.

          If you didn’t have to meter it and tie that to a credit card, you could pump the gas with a hand pump.

      • Zoolander
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        31 year ago

        Solar panels won’t just stop working, you know. I have a solar generator. Takes forever to charge but it does get power.