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    1 year ago

    Yeah, but which one will make women think my penis is huge?

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      • Flying Squid
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        1 year ago

        You’re right! It’s true! Little cars make penises look bigger based on relative sizes!

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      1 year ago

      No no no but which one will make his BUDDIES insecure. That’s the kicker.

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        Ever wonder why this thing can only go 55 MPH? Yup, my Magnum dong! Nothing slows down a truck like moving around that hunk of meat, let me tell you! Now about our date.

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            Bank account

            Rudeness

            Self insecurity

            Here you go with a few

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              Nah those things are too wishy washy, bank account I can kinda understand but there’s a lot of rich dumb cunts, just look at Trump

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                Yep inherited wealth lasts just as long

                Anyway he’s not my problem I live somewhere else. I still cringe though when he opens his mouth.