Not sure if it’s NSFW tho…

  • @paddirn
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    387 months ago

    Imagine having to give your instrument a blow job everytime you wanted it to play music.

    –The String Quartet

    • IWantToFuckSpez
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      7 months ago

      Imagine having to stroke your instrument every time you wanted to play music.

      -The percussionist gang

      • Bonehead
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        247 months ago

        Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.

        • The Pianist Group
        • @LemmyKnowsBest
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          7 months ago

          Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.

          ~ The woodwinds group

          oh… wait …

          • @paddirn
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            247 months ago

            Imagine having to deal with all these perverted fucking instruments.

            – The Singer Group

            • @CertifiedBlackGuy
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              137 months ago

              Imagine being a professional throat goat.

              —The Conductor

              • @[email protected]
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                107 months ago

                Imagine having to wave your arms around like an idiot to produce sound. Oh wait…

                — Theremin Gang

      • @[email protected]
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        117 months ago

        Having to bang an Instrument doesn’t sound so bad. But, if you get the rhythm off even a tiny little bit, it kills the mood real quick.