• Flying SquidM
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    211 year ago

    He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      71 year ago

      So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

      Sounds brutal 😆

      • Flying SquidM
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        101 year ago

        That’s not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          31 year ago

          Which is somewhat useless at large rallies…and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate…

    • kase
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      21 year ago

      Bernie at the vending machine:

      checks wallet

      Aw damn, no monies

      takes a few quarters from behind ear