• @Emerald
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    111 months ago

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    vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea (may i come in)

    me: what was that?

    vampire: what do you call the land that meets the sea (may i come in)

    me: shore

    vampire: (you fool)

    I’ve been laughing at this all day


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    me: beach

    vampire: disappinted vampire noises