• @Snapz
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    1010 months ago

    [Puts on stupid, ugly, expensive sunglasses at night]

    🎶 “Reluctantly (chuckled at by teens), at the starting line…” 🎶

    • @1847953620
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      10 months ago

      Pointing, and laughing and cringing inside

      The green light flashes, the jig is up

      Buyers. Remorse. A divorce creeping up.

      • @Snapz
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        210 months ago

        The son chose the mom, and they both moved out,

        He stormed off to Hooters, drank til he passed out,

        He’s now home yelling, and crying, snot lining his face, the light of a Twitter feed in an emp-ty, place…

        Cuz he’s going to post now, he’s going in-cel, he’s all alone, ALL ALONE, and he’s buying what the nazis sell…

        • @1847953620
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          310 months ago

          Because he’s racing and pacing and fuming on X

          He’s fighting and biting and really bad at sex

          He’s going the distance, he’s smoking some weed

          His pillow wife (pillow-wife) is all he neeeeds

          No trophy, no flowers, no flashbulb, no spine

          He’s haunted by decisions he cannot untwine

          Bank-account shaking earthquakes of APRs and remorse

          Assail him, impale him with cybertruck force

          In his mind he’s still driving, still dunking on libs

          She’s hoping in time that her memories will fade

          'Cause he’s wasting his paycheck on onlyfans whores

          He’s fighting, promoting, defending Musk of course

    • @JTheDoc
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      310 months ago

      *cries behind my Ray-Bans"