• Froyn
      3•10 months ago

      Guillotine is too quick. Draw and Quarter is all the rage nowadays. Upgraded for the 21st century, so horses are replaced by electric bikes.

      • @[email protected]
        3•10 months ago

        horses are replaced by electric bikes

        Not really what you were going for, but I’m imagining a spin class where everyone is wearing executioners cowels and the head executioner is verbally pumping up the others for more power to pull the victim apart. Could have been a show in the Running Man universe.

    • @the_q
      -2•8 months ago

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