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Guillotine is too quick. Draw and Quarter is all the rage nowadays. Upgraded for the 21st century, so horses are replaced by electric bikes.
Not really what you were going for, but I’m imagining a spin class where everyone is wearing executioners cowels and the head executioner is verbally pumping up the others for more power to pull the victim apart. Could have been a show in the Running Man universe.