Centrist take: If you can’t get a decent sear on a gas stove you need to learn how to cook.

  • @macrocephalic
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    5511 months ago

    I’m just upset they a cow had to die to make a steak that bad. They could have used a cardboard box and saved a cow.

    • @[email protected]
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      fedilink
      1111 months ago

      We joke about my grandma like that, she had this whole process with store bought sausage to remove the salt but then it’s so bland… “she does this and that to the sausage, boil, three times with another thing, remove the casings, and then to finish it off you toss the sausage away and just eat the packaging.”

      • @macrocephalic
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        411 months ago

        I’ve heard the same joke about eating a native bird here: pluck the bird and boil it in a pot with a leather boot. After boiling for four hours remove the water, toss the bird and eat the boot.

        • @InternetCitizen2
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          211 months ago

          I want to make a joke about fascist Turkey but not sure how