WINNER: BLAKISTON’S FISH OWL 66-61
Sooty Owl managed to defeat Eurasian Eagle Owl in an upset that still has people stunned. “The Goth Owl” got a ton of positive response on its tournament premier, but will that carry over to this week?
The BFO shook off the burden of smaller being better by walking away with a win over the sweet Tawny Owl. The “Big F’n Owl” is hoping to pull off another win today. The other fish owl, the Buffy Fish Owl had become very popular in its 2 matches, can the Blakiston’s Fish Owl capitalize on that popularity?
Will the largest owl in the world come out on top, or will the dark side prevail? Upvote your favorite!
The amazing thing about fish owls is how they can breathe underwater using hidden gills. Some researchers speculate that the species evolved from a freakish and sick romance between an owl who caught a salmon and instead of eating it, fell in love and started a long-term relationship with it, eventually having 6 kids, a dog and a house in the suburbs.
Is there a secret Lovecraftian cult infiltrating SuperbOwl and promoting the fish owls??? 😮
That would explain a few things… but I fear I may have said too much!