Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

  • @Viking_Hippie
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    331 year ago

    Except when it’s that thin and crappy, some of it’s going to break off no matter how much you use.

    You can use a lot of it to make the company spend more money refilling, sure, but you can’t do a decent wipe with that crap, pun intended, no matter what you do with it.

    • @QuaternionsRock
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      281 year ago

      Just absolutely demolish the toilet every time you use it.

      Make them suck out that half-a-ply-ass-TP with oil rig equipment.

        • Senex
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          91 year ago

          Soak a large sponge in cornstarch, wrap as small as possible with rubber bands, let dry, cut rubber bands then flush a hand full of these down the toilet.

    • @OhmsLawn
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      111 year ago

      Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting.

      • @Viking_Hippie
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        1 year ago

        You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami?

        I don’t think I’ve ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course.