Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

  • @OhmsLawn
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    111 year ago

    Gotta do the star fold with the thin stuff, get the grain aligned like plywood to keep it from splitting.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      1 year ago

      You mean like some sort of asshole origami? Assigami?

      I don’t think I’ve ever wiped my ass with a star. Other than that weird weekend with Ryan Seacrest, of course.