• MeatPilot
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    561 year ago

    It’s America, we count shit in stars and stripes.

    • @Bashnagdul
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      291 year ago

      What about other things besides shit?

      • @[email protected]
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        61 year ago

        If it’s big, I’ve seen them use refrigerators, washing machines and football fields as units of measure.

        Anything to avoid the metric system.

      • @owenfromcanada
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        41 year ago

        “Wait, it’s all shit?”

        “Always has been”

      • @Confused_Emus
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        1 year ago

        Time is measured in eagle caws (eagle shrieks?).

        • Karyoplasma
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          31 year ago

          The sound many attach to eagles because of Hollywood is by the way not from an eagle, but from a red-tailed hawk. Video here.

      • @Mr_Dr_Oink
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        31 year ago

        Can’t speak for americans but in the UK it is customary to measure things in number of bananas and count things in tins of baked beans. Dont get me started on fractions.

        • @Feyr
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          21 year ago

          Silly Brits. Bananas are only for scale!

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          Dont get me started on fractions.

          13/16" is the dumbest fraction I have to use on a regular basis. I’d love to hear a good fraction rant!