• ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    -610 months ago

    Stop eating things your body can’t digest. You’ll still fart, but it will be nearly odorless.

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      10 months ago

      Its not a problem for me I just thought it would be an amusing and interesting thread :)

      • yesdogishere
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        10 months ago

        We believe you. The best fart deodorisers are rollons with a dildo which is a roll on and also deep suppository, to work out and give those farts a good pumping.

        • @cheese_greaterOP
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          110 months ago

          There actually should be something like that (but more umbrella like) so you can get it up there, fold it out and it can help plumb all the residual crap out of your pipe

        • @cheese_greaterOP
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          110 months ago

          I thought it would be rude to blame it on the yesdogishere