• @paddirn
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    616 months ago

    I’ve been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That’s 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that’s 12,012,000 pennies. Eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you’re better than me? Oh, you’re not better than me. You handle my ass pennies every day. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with. You handle my ass pennies every day. All of you! You ALL handle my ass pennies! Oh, I’ll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your pennies have been in my ass.

  • @Coreidan
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    106 months ago

    Tic tacs. Shove them up your ass

  • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    Actually yeah. I don’t know the brand name but they have charcoal filter underwear that just absorbs the smell, and they also have others that have little scent pads that turn your farts into like apple pie smell and stuff.

    Have no idea how well they actually work though. I’ve never used them nor do I know anyone who has.

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      6 months ago

      Does apple pie make ur farts smell like apple pie? Asking for an orange fren

  • Kalash
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    There a scented douches, and I don’t see why they wouldn’t work in the orifice next to the intend one.

    • themeatbridge
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      216 months ago

      Narrator: there are many reasons not to do that.

      • @[email protected]
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        It’s charcoal infused undies called Shreddies lol. They also have a banana shaped items that sits in between your butt cheeks to filter them toots.

  • @droning_in_my_ears
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    Yes. I heard of something like that on the podcast “A problem squared”. It was a pill invented by some french doctor I think? I’m not sure.

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      Because of course it was the French 🧀🍷🐌 🦜

      • @droning_in_my_ears
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        Just looked it up. He’s called Christian Poincheval and he’s not a doctor. The pill is called Pilule Pet which I think is a pun in french

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          “Petér” or something is fart in French. Pilule is “small pill”

          Edit: Petér Griffin

  • SirBucksworth
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    66 months ago

    Gelomyrthol makes my farts smell like mint after taking them for a few days 😅

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      That an antibiotic?

      Edit: rectified eucaplyptus, well that makes sense. Might wanna double-check on how they “rectify” it. Might be to literal for IRL

  • @[email protected]
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    66 months ago

    I use wintergreen life saver mints as suppositories. Be sure they are in the correct orientation, the hole is for the farts to pass through.

    • @trolololol
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      36 months ago

      Do they also change fart sounds to a wheeeeezzzzz ??? We need that product

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      Little known fact: anything can be a suppository with enough force, a lil elbow grease, and the right attitude

        • @Sea_pop
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          26 months ago

          It’s funny, there is a lube called elbow grease. Here

  • @[email protected]
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    46 months ago

    I think mustard is a folk remedy for gas. And not the store bought condiment, that usually makes me fart, but rather mustard powder as used in Indian cuisine.

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      36 months ago

      I was actually going to make a joke or pun on my Of course its the French(es)

  • @[email protected]
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    High dietary fiber like beer, veggies, or beans creates large amounts of gas, but meat is what makes it smell bad. In my opinion pork is the worst, beef is not great, and chicken is still bad but the least offensive. Eggs can be sulphuric. If you want to deodorize your farts try being vegetarian for 2 or 3 days.

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      Its disappointing its not available in chewable suppository. That would be way funnier, if people had to dose it “the baby way”

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    Stop eating things your body can’t digest. You’ll still fart, but it will be nearly odorless.

    • @cheese_greaterOP
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      Its not a problem for me I just thought it would be an amusing and interesting thread :)

      • yesdogishere
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        We believe you. The best fart deodorisers are rollons with a dildo which is a roll on and also deep suppository, to work out and give those farts a good pumping.

        • @cheese_greaterOP
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          There actually should be something like that (but more umbrella like) so you can get it up there, fold it out and it can help plumb all the residual crap out of your pipe

        • @cheese_greaterOP
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          I thought it would be rude to blame it on the yesdogishere