• @Gigan
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    581 year ago

    I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.

    • @CrayonRosary
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      411 year ago

      I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.

    • Deceptichum
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      171 year ago

      I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!

      • Sonotsugipaa
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        131 year ago

        Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end

        • Deceptichum
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          101 year ago

          Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.

          • Sonotsugipaa
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            31 year ago

            Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins