• Bob
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    101 year ago

    Would you mind choosing a verb other than “use” so I know what in God’s name I shouldn’t be doing with conditioner?

    • @shalafi
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      121 year ago

      If the context didn’t provide, I meant jacking off. Paddling the pink canoe. Abusing the wicked stick. Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger. Shaking hands with the milkman. Boxing the one-eyed champ. Taking the self-guided tour.

      • Bob
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        21 year ago

        Seeing to yourself? Tossing your salad? Clearing the pipes? Sopping your tissues? Summoning Spiderman? Switching to manual? Burping the serpent? Don’t know it.