• pancakes
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    341 year ago

    I would be there to make you feel inadequate, making calls with my Samsung smart fridge.

    • @qarbone
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      231 year ago

      As a straight man, I’d date a guy who can casually carry around a fridge rather than some standard, phablet cuck.

      • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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        1 year ago

        Damn right. Put a portable induction burder and a cast iron in that fridge to emphasize weight isn’t a constraint, and I know we’ll me eatin good in the neighborhood.