Based off a post I made on Reddit a while back. Hope y’all enjoy.

Edit: Since people are mentioning it - the stat buffs do not matter. I was being silly when I threw those in. But yes, the scale is 0-100.

  • @qx128
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    1211 months ago

    Ok … duh … the glasses are the best artifact.

    You could be running the world in no time with that kind of charm applied to politics.

    • @Globulart
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      411 months ago

      Jesus, who the fuck wants to do that…?

      • @Daft_ish
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        211 months ago

        I am definitely not qualified to run the world.

        • @[email protected]
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          111 months ago

          Delegate! Just use the glasses to convince qualified trustworthy people to run the world for you.

          • @Globulart
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            111 months ago

            Identifying qualified trustworthy people may not be a simple task, everyone has an ulterior motive.

            • @[email protected]
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              211 months ago

              True, but I’m banking on the magic glasses getting them to open up about their ulterior motives so I can filter accordingly.

              • @Globulart
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                111 months ago

                I refer back to my original comment then, who the fuck wants to do that?

                You get to be a full time interviewer, with any bad decisions you make fucking up the planet. The ulterior motives may not exist initially but you can be sure that someone will convince your A-team there are “better” ways to do things.

                No thank you, give me 7 extra hours per day to enjoy myself with only 1 hour needed to sleep.