Lol, a man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. Monkey jumps on the bar, grabs a cracker and eats it. Then monkey grabs a lemon and eats that too. Finally monkey jumps on the pool table, grabs the q ball and eats that. Bartender says “hey, your monkey ate the q ball”. The guy responds " he eats everything". The guy pays his tab, pays for the eaten q ball, takes the monkey and leaves.

2 weeks later the guy and his monkey return. Monkey jumps on the bar, grabs a cherry, sticks it up his ass then eays it. Next the monkey grabs a peanut, sticks it up his ass then eats it. The bartender says “hey, why is the monkey sticking things up his ass before eating them?”. The guy responds " well, he still eats everything, but after shitting out that q ball he measures first".