• Steve Jobs faked full signal strength and swapped devices during the first iPhone demo due to fragile prototypes and bug-riddled software.

• Engineers got drunk during the presentation to calm their nerves.

• Despite the challenges, Jobs successfully completed the 90-minute demonstration without any noticeable issues.

  • @hperrin
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    1131 year ago

    And look where he is now. Dead. Lesson learned.

    • @wildcardology
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      81 year ago

      That’s where all of us are headed. What’s the lesson?

      • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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        141 year ago

        A fruitarian diet won’t help you against pancreatic cancer.

        Or, in other words, you can’t fight P.C. with apples.

        • Taser
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          21 year ago

          I haven’t snorted that loud in public for quite a while

      • @jimbo
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        1 year ago

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      • Flying Squid
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        61 year ago

        What’s the lesson?

        You can’t take it with you.

        Also, if you have cancer, go to a doctor.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 year ago

        idiots who refuse cancer treatment in favor of “alternative medicine” don’t live forever…

        also, everyone else, really, forever is quite a long time.