• @TokenBoomer
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    -611 months ago

    In 1988, my wife cut her knee-length hair to pay for a chain for my heirloom pocket watch. I sold the pocket watch and bought some expensive ivory combs for her long hair. It was a disappointing Christmas until we realized the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

    • XIIIesq
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      211 months ago

      Please go back to Reddit.

      • @TokenBoomer
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        11 months ago

        Okay

        If upvoting the same old joke for the thousandth time is your idea of fun, you know where Reddit is.

        I will. When you come up with a better reply. Haters… smh

        • XIIIesq
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          111 months ago

          Awwww, I triggered you so much you actually went through my post history to look for dirt! So cute!