The Picard Maneuver to woahdude • 11 months agoRemember these things?startrek.websiteimagemessage-square93fedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down122file-text
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minus-square@hamburgerslink7•11 months agoYou know what?! There is no easter bunny! Over there, that’s just a guy in a suit!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•edit-211 months ago“What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you’ll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit!” - Jay, Christian Prophet
minus-square@roofuskitlink3•11 months agoDammit, I was wondering if anyone was going to make this joke before me.
A schooner!
It’s not a schooner… it’s a Sailboat.
A schooner is a sailboat!
You know what?! There is no easter bunny! Over there, that’s just a guy in a suit!
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“What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt! And I guarantee you’ll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-tittied mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit!” - Jay, Christian Prophet
Dammit, I was wondering if anyone was going to make this joke before me.