• StametsOP
    85•1 year ago

    Use one time? Please. I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me. If I had the money I’d buy it in a fucking heartbeat and have zero regrets. Alas I have already purchased my Christmas gifts for me and even if I saved all that money it wouldn’t add up to one of those dildos. I am what is known as extremely fucking poor.

    • @grueEnglish
      44•1 year ago

      INB4 !Risa organizes a fundraiser to gift @Stamets a giant dildo in appreciation for all the memes.

      • StametsOP
        31•1 year ago

        I mean… I wouldn’t say no.

        • Jo Miran
          25•1 year ago

          I’ll throw in $5 towards your giant unicorn schlong. Tis the season and all.

      • Dojan
        9•1 year ago

        Where is this fundraiser?

        • StametsOP
          7•1 year ago

          Direct in my paypal baby.

          • Dojan
            3•1 year ago

            Where do I find that?

            • StametsOP
              3•1 year ago

              At the corner of IWas and Kidding

                • StametsOP
                  4•1 year ago

                  Oh god… can you fucking imagine? “Why is the meme man talking about dildos? I’m scared”

              • Dojan
                2•1 year ago

                Oh! Well if you do end up making a fundraiser count me in. We’re gonna get you fucked! :)

                • StametsOP
                  2•1 year ago

                  Ah if only. Alas I am bad with gifts and a mess anyway lol

                  • Dojan
                    3•1 year ago

                    Well, if you change your mind we’re here for ya!

    • @Jaderick
      25•1 year ago

      I want to ride that thing so much it develops sentience just to escape from me.

      OP is the real entertainment of this post

    • Lem Jukes
      17•1 year ago

      I feel like I learned so much about you today Stamets…

      • StametsOP
        22•1 year ago

        All goes downhill from here