• Solution Engineer
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    171 year ago

    Minsc’s pet is on the shade of butthole scale but not on the thightness-looseness scale… My disappointment is immeasurable

    • Nepenthe
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      151 year ago

      No gnomes. No Vlaakith. No steel watch. Not even the strange ox. Disappointing. Don’t make me do this myself.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        Strange Ox: brown with an oozy blood red discharge, very loose, mostly hairy, putrid, extremely rancid

    • @tourist
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      151 year ago

      I mean, the loosest rodent anus is probably comparable to a moderately tight human anus at most.