• @Snapz
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    311 months ago

    Trump: “Yeah that’s her with the 27 moons. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful… I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.”

    Bush: “Whatever you want.”

    Trump: “Zoom in on Uranus. You can do anything.”

    Bush: “Yeah those moons. All I can see is the moons.”

    Trump: “It looks good.”