PorkRoll to Ask Lemmy · 2 years agoWhat's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?message-squaremessage-square391linkfedilinkarrow-up1385arrow-down142
arrow-up1343arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?PorkRoll to Ask Lemmy · 2 years agomessage-square391linkfedilink
minus-squareDeath_Equitylinkfedilinkarrow-up150·2 years agoAll solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.
minus-squareCADmonkeylinkfedilinkarrow-up74·2 years agoThis makes sense, every gay person I’ve met drank water.
minus-squareRuss@bitforged.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 years agoIt’s like my science used to say in grade school, “100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead”. Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!
minus-squaremack7400linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 years agoJust like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·2 years agoPhrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like “100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives”.
minus-squareRuss@bitforged.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years ago You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it’s been quite a while since I was in grade school.
minus-squareCustosliberalinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoThe H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.
minus-squaresomeguy3linkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 years agoIf only it could dissolve the gay away.
All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.
This makes sense, every gay person I’ve met drank water.
It’s like my science used to say in grade school, “100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead”.
Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!
Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.
I mean it was sarcasm
Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive.
The correct phrasing could be something like “100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives”.
Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it’s been quite a while since I was in grade school.
Water, the universally gay, solvent.
The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.
If only it could dissolve the gay away.