• @CADmonkey
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    11 months ago

    This makes sense, every gay person I’ve met drank water.

    • Russ
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      1211 months ago

      It’s like my science used to say in grade school, “100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead”.

      Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!

      • @mack7400
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        911 months ago

        Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.

      • @[email protected]
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        111 months ago

        Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive.

        The correct phrasing could be something like “100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives”.

        • Russ
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          311 months ago

          You have consumed water and are alive.

          Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it’s been quite a while since I was in grade school.