The owners of a gay bar in St. Louis were getting ready to relax Sunday night when a police vehicle crashed through the front of their business, Bar:PM.
  • @owatnextEnglish
    74•6 months ago

    My experience with Missouri police was not a good one. They lied and said my taillights (yes, both) were out and “that” was why they pulled me over apparently. So he took me to his car, where I could see my taillights functioning, and accused me of smuggling drugs from México. Apparently, because I had taken a road trip to New Mexico (which he interrogated out of me), that means that I had drugs from the country México. Tell me how a police officer doesn’t know New Mexico is a state…

    To top it all off, he told me to stop breaking the law and let me on my way without so much as a clue to what law I was breaking.

    • @CosmicTurtleEnglish
      68•6 months ago

      Don’t talk to police officers.

      Memorize this script:

      • “Why did you pull me over?”
      • (When they ask questions like where are you going? Where are you coming from? What is that smell?) “I’m not discussing my day.
      • “Am I being detained or am I free to go?” (If you are being detained, invoke the 5th amendment.)
      • ThassodarEnglish
        41•6 months ago

        This works significantly better if you are of the less melanated complexion.

        • @Potatos_are_not_friendsEnglish
          6•6 months ago

          We’ll see that’s your first problem right there.

          Gotta figure out how to not be dark skinned.

          • @PloppEnglish
            5•6 months ago

            Just wear a white pointy bed sheet with holes for the eyes and they’ll think you’re one of them.

              • Decoy321English
                3•6 months ago

                I’m genuinely curious, what were you trying to communicate by directly quoting their entire comment?

                • be_excellent_to_each_otherOP
                  1•6 months ago

                  I was trying to accomplish that if they delete their account or comment there is still context for the comic I posted.

                  I’m genuinely curious why that would be bothersome in any case.

                  • Decoy321English
                    2•6 months ago

                    Ah, I understand. I was just curious. I personally didn’t find it bothersome, but I don’t speak for anyone but me.

      • @BeardedBakerEnglish
        10•6 months ago

        And then, you shut the fuck up.